zeldathemes
Hi! my name is Andrea and I love to draw and paint! I love disney (specially Frozen), and funny posts. Feel free to ask me anything (and requests are always open xb )
We don't see things as they are
just as we want them to be

fellnotfromheaven:

do you ever finish reading a fanfic and are like ‘i want to read a fanfic of that fanfic’

For the oncers, passing through their dash is dangerous

shining-magically:

disneycamera:

kevinbolk:

"ARTIST BOLDLY REIMAGINES DISNEY PRINCESS AS A PILE OF ROCKS" 

You’ve never seen them like this before. Mind blown!

idk they all look like Rapunzel :/

I can’t believe Disney is getting away with using the same rocks over and over

hipster-trichster:

satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

i like how the hand comes in and is like “no no calm down pls just stop oh dear”

hipster-trichster:

satan-is-not-natural:

ruaniamh:

kaymonstar:

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

i like how the hand comes in and is like “no no calm down pls just stop oh dear”

starsmahogany:

cinnasghost:

cameoamalthea:

221cbakerstreet:

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

Watch Emma’s speech and take action

What to say to Characters in the park!

Many guests who visit with characters merely walk up, get their book signed, take a photo and walk away. The average time a guest spends with a character is less than one minute. They are missing out on some great fun. Characters are always ready to play with the guests and may need a simple prodding to do so.
What to say to characters:
Ariel:
Ask Ariel if you can become a mermaid
Army man:
Ask Green Army to march with you then pose with a great salute
Aurora:
Ask Aurora if she likes to takes naps.
Ask Aurora what her favorite dress color is
Belle:
Ask Belle for a book recommendation
Tell Belle that Beast is very big and scary
Buzz:
Tell Buzz he is a toy…a T. O. Y. toy!
Ask Buzz if you can push his reset button
Ask Buzz to go into Latin mode
Ask Buzz what exactly is beyond infinity
Captain Hook:
Stand behind Captain Hook and go tick tock, tick tock or call him a codfish
If he is alone, ask him where Mr. Smee is
Ask Chip/Dale:
if they are squirrels, gophers or rats
which one are you
who has the better dance moves
a bag of acorns
them which one is Alvin and which one is Simon.
Ask where Theodore is at.
Daisy:
Propose marriage to Daisy or ask for a kiss
Ask Donald:
where Mickey is
why he doesn’t have as much stuff in the parks as Mickey
why he doesn’t wear pants
Tell Donald he is #1 or even better #2
he is handsome
Tell Donald you like him better than Mickey
Tell Donald you like his performance in the Aflac commercials
Eeyore: where his tail is
Show Eeyore your muscles
Tell Eeyore “I’m sorry, I didn’t notice you there”
Flynn Rider:
Ask him to see what is in his bag
Ask him to give you 'the smolder'
Gaston:
Tell Gaston you have a crush on him
Wear a shirt with the Beast on it to see him react
Dress as Belle
Goofy:
Ask Goofy if he’s ever taken Pluto for a walk
Lady Tremaine:
Ask Lady Tremaine how much hairspray it took to hold her hair up like that
Step Mother which daughter is her favorite
Lotso:
Show him you like him, and show him your Lotso plush. He'll be ecstatic and kiss and hug it
Bring a Woody
If he's in front of the garden at MK, say 'putting you around daisies is insensitive'
Mary Poppins:
Ask Mary how come your room doesn’t clean itself when you snap your fingers
AskMary where Bert is
Tell Mary Poppins that you heard only Mary Poppins can say “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” backwards
Minnie:
Ask Minnie if Mickey has given her a ring yet
Compliment Minnie on her outfit
Propose marriage to Minnie
Mulan:
Ask Mulan how to be an honorable child
Ask Mulan if she ever appeared in her armor
Peter Pan:
Tell Pan you are from Texas, the Lone Star state
Greet him with a loud “Cock a doodle doo”
Piglet
Ask him if he would like a sausage biscuit or BLT
Pluto:
Ask Pluto where Mickey isPluto
Give Pluto a dog biscuit
Tell Pluto he is a good boy for taking pictures with you and scratch him behind his ear
Tell Pluto he should get a never-ending supply of dog bones
Tell Pluto you can’t choose which is your favorite dog
Pooh:
Ask Pooh how come they let him out with only half a shirt
Ask Pooh why he doesn’t wear pants
Ask Pooh where you can locate some honey because you have a rumbly in your tummy
Princesses:
Complement Princesses on their dresses
Rafiki:
Bring a Simba plush. He’ll lift it up like in the movie
Rapunzel:
Tell her you've been growing out your hair
Ask her where Pascal has been hiding
Kiss Flynn and see her reaction
Snow White:
Ask Snow White who her favorite dwarf is
Give Snow White an apple
Step Sister:
Ask one of Cinderella’s Step Sisters to sing
Ask the Step Sisters which is the pretty one
ask them which one the prince would marry
Offer your son to marry one of them
Stitch:
Ask him what his badness level is
Thumper:
Tell Thumper to stay out of your flower beds
Tiana:
Ask Tiana who is minding her restaurant
Tigger:
Ask Tigger if he is a boy or girl
Bounce with Tigger
Tell Tigger he should have his own ride
Tell Tigger you can bounce higher than him
Instead of saying goodbye say TTFN “Ta Ta For Now”
VariousAsk:
character to show you their muscles
Vidia:
Ask Vidia to take your daughter, if she is dressed like Tink
Woody: Ask Woody if Andy’s name is on the bottom of his boot
Tell Woody there is a snake in his boot
Ask Woody for a showdown
IF you know of any let me know!
Bet you can't gif the entire Frozen.

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frozenmusings:

beckittlewis:

the-cuddle-warrior:

kristoffbjorgman:

u wanna bet m8?

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I feel like my soul was just absorbed. :)

frozenmusings
this person is powerful….

Jack? Yeah he’s pretty great. XD 
Don’t mess with him, he always wins. B)

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

Writing the dramatic death scene

maxkirin:

In your head:

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In paper:

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juliajm15:

Trying on styles with Dipper and Mabel :)

randomneesly-awesome:

disney-park-junkie:

Gaston gives the camera a tour of his biceps.